Friday, 29 February 2008

Stupid Stone?

A Berlin art gallery has closed an exhibition orgnised by Danish group Surrend following threats believed to be from Muslims. One of the exhibits depicts the Kaaba with the words "Stupid Stone" superimposed on it. This is deemed offensive by those who have to pray toward the mystical pebble.

Elsewhere, rumours that the Louvre is to temporarily withdraw the Mona Lisa from public viewing so that much needed renovative work can be carried out on it is believed to have nothing to do with worries that some passing Islamic fundamentalist was recently affronted by her beguiling smile ...

Creationist Science?

If Albert had spent his latter days carrying out research from the perspective of the recent Creation and the global Flood within a biblical framework, he may have acheived his goal of unifying the laws of physics under a single model ...

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Official: Market Rasen is the Gay Centre of the UK.

The UK was hit by a 5.2 magnitude earthquake last night. The epicentre of the quake was Market Rasen in Linconshire where local resident Rex Clark was thrown out of bed by its force.

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

The Real Cause of Earthquakes.

According to Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri, earthquakes are caused by gays.

Once the various Muslim terrorist groupings become aware of this, it's going to be game over for Israel ...