I've Seen the Light

Jesus on a dogs arse ...

What's that song again?

Down down, you bring me down

I hear you knocking at my door and I can't sleep at night

Your face, it has no place

No room for you inside my house I need to be alone

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you

I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do

Turn turn, I wish you'd learn

There's a time and place for everything I've got to get it through

Cut loose, you're no use

I couldn't stand another second in your company

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you

I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do

Stone me, why can't you see

You're a no-one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead

Your tongue is far too long

I dont like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you

I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do

I am the resurrection and I am the light

I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

I am the resurrection and I am the light

I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

The Argument Regarding Design

Bad Astronomy has a cool design for a sundial. 

It puts to the sword William Paley’s watchmaker thesis. A truly omnipotent and omniscient creator would obviously have come up with this design. Instead of all the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night malarkey, He‘d have put three luminous disks in orbit around us and a large pole in the middle of every heath.

There would have been no need for people to design watches.

No Watches = God

Therefore

Watches = No God

Q.E.D.

A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing.

In an initiatives intended to present his more liberal side, Pope Benedict is to rehabilitate Martin Luther, the author of "On Jews and Their Lies".

Halibut Back on the Menu.

It seems that the arcane blasphemy laws are finally about to be abolished. Could be bad news for the Halibuts ...

Stupid Stone?

A Berlin art gallery has closed an exhibition orgnised by Danish group Surrend following threats believed to be from Muslims. One of the exhibits depicts the Kaaba with the words "Stupid Stone" superimposed on it. This is deemed offensive by those who have to pray toward the mystical pebble.

Elsewhere, rumours that the Louvre is to temporarily withdraw the Mona Lisa from public viewing so that much needed renovative work can be carried out on it is believed to have nothing to do with worries that some passing Islamic fundamentalist was recently affronted by her beguiling smile ...

Creationist Science?

If Albert had spent his latter days carrying out research from the perspective of the recent Creation and the global Flood within a biblical framework, he may have acheived his goal of unifying the laws of physics under a single model ...

Official: Market Rasen is the Gay Centre of the UK.

The UK was hit by a 5.2 magnitude earthquake last night. The epicentre of the quake was Market Rasen in Linconshire where local resident Rex Clark was thrown out of bed by its force.

The Real Cause of Earthquakes.

According to Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri, earthquakes are caused by gays.

Once the various Muslim terrorist groupings become aware of this, it's going to be game over for Israel ...